Saturday
Sep052009

Pamela Anderson, Split Personality

Pamela Anderson, oh how the mighty have fallen.

No, I am not referring to Pamela Anderson's boobs.

They are perky as ever, no doubt due to good genes.

She once starred in Baywatch, Playboy and "stolen" sex tapes.

Now Pamela Anderson does naked splits at Hef's mansion...

And her rocker exes, too sleazy and numerous to mention.

Pamela Anderson, it's time to get your head out of your ass.

And put it back where you belong: on the beach, in a bikini.