Pamela Anderson, oh how the mighty have fallen.

No, I am not referring to Pamela Anderson's boobs.

They are perky as ever, no doubt due to good genes.

She once starred in Baywatch, Playboy and "stolen" sex tapes.

Now Pamela Anderson does naked splits at Hef's mansion...

And her rocker exes, too sleazy and numerous to mention.

Pamela Anderson, it's time to get your head out of your ass.

And put it back where you belong: on the beach, in a bikini.

Angelina Jolie is naked in this photo, according to the fishes.

But MikeDoe.net has this reputation as a really classy site.

So you only see Angelina Jolie's eyes, which are "smoldering."

Yeah, yeah, Angelina, we get it, your eyes SMOLDER.

But if Billy Bob Thornton has "been there, and done that"...

And he has, my apologies to anyone who just ate.

Is seeing Angelina Jolie naked really that rare a privilege?