Spandex and headbands are back, thanks to Heidi Montag.

By Jennifer Milikien

I know you're all waiting with bated breath for Heidi Montag's new album, which she describes as being "...very sexual."

Now Hedi wasn't even alive at the time the VHS tapes were released with all their original goodness, but perhaps her video producer is channeling Richard Simmons, because I'm getting a very "Sweatin' to the Oldies" vibe on this one.

Very sexay indeed, Heidi.

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When not roasting Hollywood for Celebrity-Fu, Jennifer handles PR for a private school and is an award-winning magazine editor. She also blogs at Milikienisms.

Celebrity hottie Mischa Barton quite possibly NOT wearing a bra.

By Lauren Fischer

So, I did just watch her die as Marissa on the hit show The O.C. - yes, I admit to watching SOAPnet - but Mischa Barton is *soo* on a roll in this chica's docket.

I mean, Mischa does look hot when she doesn't eat. And she is one to go for the gold with some serious on-screen same sex kisses. And off-screen too. -- MD: ALLEGEDLY. -- I just get that vibe.

Maybe she's just a better version of myself? I'd do her. And if I weren't me, I'd totally do me too.

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When not heckling celebrities for Celebrity-Fu, Lauren Fischer routinely engages in CENSORED and enjoys CENSORED. She's flexible, she's fun: Try her out!

Seth Rogen keeps his eyes on the other prize.

By Lauren Fischer

Yeah, Seth Rogan smokes pot, a lot of it, every single day. But hey, that's just a character builder to his sexy bod at this point. His fame-worthy Knocked Up, Superbad and Pineapple Express have now landed spots on my favorite movie list to appease my perverse tendencies.

I don't know if it's just me but, I get this vibe out of necessity to grab that ass. -- MD: It's just you. -- Because that's how I roll, and oh boy, I can make him roll like that too. I wish I was one of the children from the Make a Wish Foundation, so I could toke it up with Rogen and fulfill my dreams and still battle a fatal illness.

Mike, make that happen for me.

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When not heckling celebrities for Celebrity-Fu, Lauren Fischer routinely engages in CENSORED and enjoys CENSORED. She's flexible, she's fun: Try her out!

Wussy - n. - Part wimp, part pussy.

By Jennifer Milikien

Joe, Kevin and Nick. Or is it Kevin, Nick and Joe? Whatever their first names, the Jonas Brothers seem determined to put the WUSS back in Wussy Boy Bands.

As if their music isn’t bad enough, what parallel universe did I wake up in where black, acid-washed, painted-on jeans became hawt on a 15-year-old boy?

And, to the Pat Benatar wannabe in the middle? Your camel toe is showing.

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When not roasting Hollywood for Celebrity-Fu, Jennifer handles PR for a private school and is an award-winning magazine editor. She also blogs at Milikienisms.

Stumble It.

Ashton, Demi and Bruce are happy celebrities. Together. The three of 'em.

Bruce Willis and Ashton Kutcher are holding hands in this photo. Or Demi's derriere. Either way, it's very touching.