Celebrity Advicehttp://mikedoe.net/celebrity-advice/Fri, 19 Feb 2010 18:35:49 +0000en-USSquarespace Site Server v5.9.2 (http://www.squarespace.com/)Bart Simpson on Soul SearchingMike DoeMon, 21 Dec 2009 18:37:02 +0000http://mikedoe.net/celebrity-advice/bart-simpson-on-soul-searching.html143908:5336230:6112808There’s no such thing as a soul. It’s just something they made up to scare kids, like the bogeyman or Michael Jackson.

- Bart Simpson / The Simpsons / Bio]]>http://mikedoe.net/celebrity-advice/rss-comments-entry-6112808.xmlAlbert Einstein on ExperienceAlbert EinsteinExperienceMike DoeMon, 21 Dec 2009 18:33:20 +0000http://mikedoe.net/celebrity-advice/albert-einstein-on-experience.html143908:5336230:6112784Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

- Albert Einstein / Experience / Bio]]>http://mikedoe.net/celebrity-advice/rss-comments-entry-6112784.xmlDudley Moore on CopsDealing with The ManDudley MooreMike DoeMon, 21 Dec 2009 18:31:42 +0000http://mikedoe.net/celebrity-advice/dudley-moore-on-cops.html143908:5336230:6112766The best car safety device is a rearview mirror with a cop in it.

- Dudley Moore / The Man / Bio]]>http://mikedoe.net/celebrity-advice/rss-comments-entry-6112766.xmlEleanor Roosevelt on The ManDealing with The ManEleanor RooseveltMike DoeMon, 21 Dec 2009 18:30:30 +0000http://mikedoe.net/celebrity-advice/eleanor-roosevelt-on-the-man.html143908:5336230:6112758No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

- Eleanor Roosevelt / The Man / Bio]]>http://mikedoe.net/celebrity-advice/rss-comments-entry-6112758.xmlHarry Truman on SincerityHarry TrumanThe TruthMike DoeMon, 21 Dec 2009 18:28:53 +0000http://mikedoe.net/celebrity-advice/harry-truman-on-sincerity.html143908:5336230:6112752Always be sincere, even if you don’t mean it.

- Harry Truman / The Truth / Bio]]>http://mikedoe.net/celebrity-advice/rss-comments-entry-6112752.xmlJoan Rivers on WrinklesGetting OlderJoan RiversMike DoeMon, 21 Dec 2009 18:27:13 +0000http://mikedoe.net/celebrity-advice/joan-rivers-on-wrinkles.html143908:5336230:6112740The easiest way to diminish the appearance of wrinkles is to keep your glasses off when you look in the mirror.

- Joan Rivers / Getting Older / Bio]]>http://mikedoe.net/celebrity-advice/rss-comments-entry-6112740.xmlJohn Wayne on The ManDealing with The ManJohn WayneMike DoeMon, 21 Dec 2009 18:24:38 +0000http://mikedoe.net/celebrity-advice/john-wayne-on-the-man.html143908:5336230:6112729If you’ve got them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.

- John Wayne / The Man / Bio ]]>http://mikedoe.net/celebrity-advice/rss-comments-entry-6112729.xmlLucille Ball on Getting OlderGetting OlderLucille BallMike DoeMon, 21 Dec 2009 18:21:52 +0000http://mikedoe.net/celebrity-advice/lucille-ball-on-getting-older.html143908:5336230:6112713The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

- Lucille Ball / Getting Older / Bio]]>http://mikedoe.net/celebrity-advice/rss-comments-entry-6112713.xmlMuhammad Ali on Getting OlderGetting OlderMuhammad AliMike DoeMon, 21 Dec 2009 18:16:18 +0000http://mikedoe.net/celebrity-advice/muhammad-ali-on-getting-older.html143908:5336230:6112563The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life.

- Muhammad Ali / Experience / Bio]]>http://mikedoe.net/celebrity-advice/rss-comments-entry-6112563.xmlGeorge Carlin on Stupid PeopleGeorge CarlinStupid PeopleMike DoeMon, 21 Dec 2009 18:12:43 +0000http://mikedoe.net/celebrity-advice/george-carlin-on-stupid-people.html143908:5336230:6112558Most people don’t know what they’re doing. And a lot of them are really good at it.

- George Carlin / IQ / Home / Bio ]]>http://mikedoe.net/celebrity-advice/rss-comments-entry-6112558.xml