There’s no such thing as a soul. It’s just something they made up to scare kids, like the bogeyman or Michael Jackson.
- Bart Simpson / The Simpsons / Bio]]>
There’s no such thing as a soul. It’s just something they made up to scare kids, like the bogeyman or Michael Jackson.
- Bart Simpson / The Simpsons / Bio]]>
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
- Albert Einstein / Experience / Bio]]>
The best car safety device is a rearview mirror with a cop in it.
- Dudley Moore / The Man / Bio]]>
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
- Eleanor Roosevelt / The Man / Bio]]>
Always be sincere, even if you don’t mean it.
- Harry Truman / The Truth / Bio]]>
The easiest way to diminish the appearance of wrinkles is to keep your glasses off when you look in the mirror.
- Joan Rivers / Getting Older / Bio]]>
If you’ve got them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.
- John Wayne / The Man / Bio ]]>
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
- Lucille Ball / Getting Older / Bio]]>
The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life.
- Muhammad Ali / Experience / Bio]]>
Most people don’t know what they’re doing. And a lot of them are really good at it.
- George Carlin / IQ / Home / Bio ]]>