Find the Funny People
Monday
21Dec2009

Bart Simpson on Soul Searching

There’s no such thing as a soul. It’s just something they made up to scare kids, like the bogeyman or Michael Jackson.

- Bart Simpson / The Simpsons / Bio

Monday
21Dec2009

Albert Einstein on Experience

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

- Albert Einstein / Experience / Bio

Monday
21Dec2009

Dudley Moore on Cops

The best car safety device is a rearview mirror with a cop in it.

- Dudley Moore / The Man / Bio

Monday
21Dec2009

Eleanor Roosevelt on The Man

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

- Eleanor Roosevelt / The Man / Bio